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Kimbo ain’t shit

Kimbo ain’t shit

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Kimbo Slice pleased many critics tonight with his 6th grade school yard skills. What a joke. His “ground game” is similar to that of a 12 year old kid, rolling and attempting to power out. Now we love Bas but fuck, does he just take Kimbo’s cash or does he actually train him? A pro-wrestling school “trick” is to advertise the school and have some chump train you (ie hart dungeon trainers aren’t any of the Harts, just students a year removed from the school). His ground game skills harkened back to the days of UFC 1 – 5.

Kimbo’s power was also proven to be a myth as he hit the Thompson with multiple clean shoots. Yeah, they may work against a bouncer but they didn’t do much against a professional fighter, and not much of one may I add. Thompson has suffered multiple knockouts and it is really concerning that Kimbo couldn’t get the job done.

I guess the real fun that we can all take away from this fight is how the Kimbo backers will ultimately spin this fight. I can just image the activity at the Sherdog forms, “Kimbo destroys ears” “If it lasted any longer Kimbo would have murdered him” “He was giving up 20 pounds, what do you expect” etc, etc, etc.

Put the legend of Kimbo to bed folks and call Bo Cantrell to see if he wants a rematch.

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